Wanna get some quality alone time away from screaming kids, whining spouses, and put a little more whiskey in your tango? Leitner Designs has done it again and created a no-brainer of a genius product….The Overloader Extreme Swinger Sitter !! 12 foot telescoping load bars (yes you read that right – 12 foot), clip in swings, with a toddler seat that would make even Lewis Hamilton proud with its safety first features.

The telescoping bar bears a stupid amount of weight that would hold Jabba’s Rooftop Hut with ease and deployment from normal size to fully erect happens in seconds. Get to camp, the trailer park, or anywhere level for that fact, erect your swinger unit, and enjoy the benefits of safe hands-free child care. For the more helicopter type parents merely clip in the secondary rear adult observation seat with convenient beverage holder and swing along.

This highly anticipated, patent pending, and mother of all irresponsible inventions will go fast so put one in your shopping cart and get ready to party like it’s 1999.